do Myspace,friendster n facebook have rules??

CALLING ALL MYSPACE,FRIENDSTER and FACEBOOK MEMBERS out there to understand the logic behind the rules by " anonymous experts"(I guess) hahaha. The following rules was developed by an anonymous expert (I edited from the bulletin August 2008 if I’m not mistaken) and completed by me just now. hehe..trust me, it has an accuracy of 98% true...(seriously) 11rulez of myspace,friendster n facebook ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. *Yeah..and nowadays Technology is everything dear!..Click here Click there WALLAA… “Superimpose MODEL” hahaha* TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. *25,000??? Are you A PRESEDENT OF AMERICA MR. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA or are you NUTS?? Go play in traffic.* THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG ~~ I'm so ugly" "OMG ~~ I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. *It’s so pathetic guys…don’t ever try this for an EXCLUSIVE ATTENTION..its suckish you know..people do talk something bad behind you.. (SERIOUSLY)* FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. *Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics ;) ( I’m imagine what it’s looks like hahaha o_O ) even if you win, you're still retarded.* FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic (second time I use this word..kindda like it) hehehe. ( this commonly in myspace and friendster <<< at this stage, facebook is not on the list *Well, Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. But..if u post a bulletin for fun, sharing some fact or ideas, or for a novel writing exercise, …GO AHEAD…no one will prohibit u..n keep my word, they will leave a comment on your bulletin…no worries* SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. * but for this one..i don’t want to comment much because I know sometimes we are not born to be a photogenic rite…so I do understand that.. well for me, this rule number SIX…UNACCEPTABLE for some logically reason* SEVEN Who really gives a shit if “I don't accept you as a friend?” MOVE ON!!! Don't send them another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" They don't want you as a friend; that's what's up! EIGHT Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts………, DEAR, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. NINE If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace, friendster n facebook Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. * for me there’s no law that be call “FORCE LAW” for you if u don’t wanna read it…if u got free time to read..than you go…there’s nothing wrong wif it * TEN I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them). *sometimes, they do say that…but WHO CARES???* ELEVEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! “have u ever heard about ghost rape god?? What a STUPID F*****G thing..hahaha it will goes to CNN and YOU TUBE if this is real…WAKE UP GUYS!!!* CONCLUSION And this is the last message from that “anonymous expert“ “This is a test to see how many people in your friends list Actually pay attention to you.” <<<< CRAP hahaha